This Is Why Parenting Is Like Running an Insane Asylum

I asked Ji if he wanted to eat daal or pasta for lunch.

Ji said, "pasta!"

I asked Rah if he wanted daal or pasta for lunch.

He didn't answer, so I asked if he wanted beans with yogurt or pasta.

Rah said, "Beans! Goyurt!"

They each broke down in tears when they saw their lunches.

So, how did I get them to eat lunch so happily?

I call it sleight of hand.