Friday, February 20, 2015

This Is Why Parenting Is Like Running an Insane Asylum

I asked Ji if he wanted to eat daal or pasta for lunch.
Ji said, "pasta!"
I asked Rah if he wanted daal or pasta for lunch.
He didn't answer, so I asked if he wanted beans with yogurt or pasta.
Rah said, "Beans! Goyurt!"
They each broke down in tears when they saw their lunches.
So, how did I get them to eat lunch so happily?

I call it sleight of hand.